Supplies are limited........... Purchase the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ right now!

 Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to show you the greatest product ever designed...AND it can save you thousands of dollars...

Have you ever felt compelled to watch an infomercial? Were you hypnotized by the gorgeous models, energetic hosts, boisterous claims, or blinding white teeth? Did you see this same infomercial over and over again ad nauseam? Did it eventually convince you to pick up the phone, call the number, place the order, and become a victim? YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

That is why the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ was invented. Our top notch design team has created a revolutionary product designed to save you money and save you from falling victim to the dreaded infomercial. That's right, the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ will actually SAVE YOU MONEY!

I know what you're thinking, "Yeah right, how does it work?" "How does it do that?" "Is this for real?" It's 100% real! This is no joke. Place your order now and you will receive the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ shipped directly to your door.

It's Simple To Use...

Just set it, and forget about it! Simply, display the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ sign on your TV or next to your phone. The next time you watch an infomercial and feel compelled to call in and make a purchase, your very own INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ sign will interrupt your infomercial brainwashed state of mind and remind you NOT TO BE AN INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™. It actually disrupts your mental pattern before the transaction occurs, and best of all... IT SAVES YOU MONEY.

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It Saves You Money...

On the average day, there are over 500 infomercials being shown with products ranging in costs from $9.95 – $200 or more! If you are exposed to a minimum of only 3 infomercials per day at an average price of $69.95, that’s about $210 per day worth of infomercial products that you may be persuaded to buy. And that's being conservative.

Expose yourself to these dangerous infomercials for an entire year and we are talking about the potential to spend $73,000 ($210 x 365 days per year) in a given year. Even if the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ prevented you just once from making a regretful purpose, it would pay for itself. Since the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ can be used forever, it will pay for itself over and over again. Here is how the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ will help….

Late at night when you are often alone and your guard is down, that is when the mighty infomercial usually strikes and persuades you to make a purchase. The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ is your wake-up call and snaps you out of the infomercial trance. The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ is always on display so you can be reminded NOT to be an INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™. It disrupts your zombie like state by interrupting your pattern at the source, whether it's the TV, radio, or the phone. This creates a mental barrier that reinforces that you don't need to make another infomercial purchase.

A product like this could easily be sold for 3 installments of $199, but if you order now it is yours for only $19.95 + s&h!

BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE...

Order now and you will receive two additional INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ signs absolutely FREE! That's 3 signs total so you can put them on different televisions throughout your home, or next to multiple phones.

And That's Not All...

We know you'll be so satisfied, we are also throwing in 10 INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ sticker labels if you place your order within the next 15 minutes. You can put them on televisions, house phones, cell phones, radios, and even give some away to those that you care about. That's a total of 3 INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ signs and 10 INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ label stickers all for only $19.95 + s&h!

Act Now...

And you will also receive an officially registered INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ CERTIFICATE signed by ~The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ Design Team for you to proudly display that you will no longer be a victim to the late night persuasive tactics of the mighty infomercial predator.

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For a Limited Time Only...

Place your order RIGHT NOW and we'll even send you a mystery FREE GIFT with your order! Supplies are limited! Order now before it's too late!


That's... 3 INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ signs, 10 INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ label stickers, the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ Certificate, AND a FREE gift all for just $19.95 + s&h!

Infomercial producers and marketing companies FEAR the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ products and are doing everything in their power to run us out of business. This product will not be found in stores or sold on late night TV infomercials. The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ can only be purchased right here, right now!

Together, we are creating a MOVEMENT and must rely on word of mouth, free press, blogs, tweets, and social networks. Please do your part and tell all your friends, shout about us in the streets, and add us as a link on your website. Write about us in forums, magazines, and newspapers, talk about us, and enter The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ YouTube video challenge.

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FAQ

 Question: No really, for real, is this a joke or what?
How many times must I answer this question via email, interview, text message, or phone call? . THIS PRODUCT IS REAL. IT CAN HELP YOU. ORDER IT NOW!

Question: Why was the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ product created?
The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ was designed and created because we too have been the victim many times over of the almighty infomercial and something needed to be done. We took a stand and created a movement against this multi-billion dollar industry. We knew we were not alone, but we continuously need your help to spread the word and purchase the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™.

Question: Who would want to purchase the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™?
Anyone who has been exposed to infomercials. Anyone who has regretfully purchased a product from an infomercial. Anyone who believes in the cause. That means you, your family, your friends, me, everyone. So make your purchase now. They make great gifts and help spread the word.

Question: Can the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ really save me approximately $73,000 per year?
Absolutely! (See financial analysis above). Our product teaches cost avoidance by interrupting your desire to make a late night unneeded purchase. And cost avoidance can be considered savings. There is HOPE, and once the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ is in every household in America, we can all rest assured that the Infomercial market will implode and we will no longer be held hostage to the persuasion techniques of the Infomercial Regime.

Question: Is the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ successful?
Success can be defined as surfing through the channels for an entire day and night and NOT seeing a single infomercial. THAT IS SUCCESS. The more INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ products sold, the better our chance of success, but we need your help. When everyone in the United States has an INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ set, and as a result, no longer makes late night infomercial purchases, then infomercials will no longer be able to sell products and buy TV time and this would mean ultimate SUCCESS. Until that day, the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER will push on day by day, purchase by purchase, fighting an undeclared and unconventional war on informercials.

Question: How many INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ products have you sold?
Everyone always asks this question and we answer it the same way every time. We are on our way toward our goal of selling 1 million units of the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™. When we reach the 1 Million Sold Milestone, we will let you know! With your help in this movement, we will achieve this goal many times over.

Question: How come you use PAYPAL?
Over 70 million people use paypal. It's simple, safe, and effective and can handle the volume of orders that are rolling in as you read this. So don't hesitate. It's easy to pay with credit cards, debit cards, or use your PayPal account and make your purchase before it's too late and you miss out on a once in a lifetime chance to join a movement and own a piece of history.

Question: What if I receive the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ and I don't like it and want to return it?
We believe you will be 100% satisfied because you are getting exactly what was explained. If you still feel you must return it, do so within 30 days of the purchase date and you will be credited the cost minus a 20% restocking fee. That means since the product cost $19.95, you will be credited back $15.96. Shipping and handling is the responsibility of the purchaser and is not reimbursed by us.

Question: How come I can't find the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ in stores?
The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ is unique and in limited supply so we can only offer it online. Don't be fooled by the many imitators. Since our recent fame, many low cost knock-off websites and products from Hong Kong and around the world have popped up. Don’t be fooled, only purchase the authentic and original INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ products offered on this web site. You have been warned! We do not advertise and are not sold in stores. We rely on word of mouth, blogs, free press and any other means possible to generate publicity. As you can see from the website we are not webmasters so we can't even game the system and appear at the top of google search results.

Question: What is "The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ Movement", and how can I join?
Okay, I know you may be reluctant to join a "Movement", but this is simple and effective. It works like this and requires no membership fees. You just purchase the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™, boycott infomercial purchasing, and then spread the word about INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ via word of mouth, blog, tweet, email, forum, self-help group, newspaper or magazine article or any other means out there. By taking those actions you become an official member of "The Movement". See how to become a temporary soldier in "The Movement" below.

Question: Will the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ be famous?
As we continue to gain momentum in this fight against the Infomercial giants of the world and you help us spread the word through blogs, tweets, articles, forums, social networks and any other means possible, we will most definititely become a force. Our fame will not steer us away from our ultimate goal of elimination of the Infomercial. We are the underdog fighting this dirty industry. The David in David vs Golliath (Biblical Story); The Chris in Chris vs. Adam (American Idol); The James Buster Douglas in Douglas vs. Tyson (1990 Boxing Match); etc. You get the idea.

Question: How can you possibly compete with the multi-billion dollar infomercial industry?
We are not going to try and persuade you to purchase the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ like they do with hot bodies and empty promises about making you a millionaire. We are only going to help you by offering a product designed to save you from spending your hard earned money on infomercial products that you don't need. If you believe in our cause, we ask only that you help us spread the word. With your help, this movement will have a crippling effect on the mighty infomercial regime.

Question: Can I just make my own INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™?
ABSOLUTELY NOT! Our unique design features and quality craftsmanship differentiate our product so that it cannot be replicated. Many have tried and failed! It would be like finding a rock outside and calling it your own "pet rock". It's just not the same as the priceless 1970's Pet Rock that you had to purchase. The 1970's Pet Rock has already become a historical icon and the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ will also achieve that status with your help. Plus, if you make your own, you will be infringing on our trademarks and copyrights and our $ hungry lawyers will hunt you down to the four corners of the world.

Question: What is the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ YouTube Video Challenge that everyone keeps talking about?
This is our challenge to inspiring YouTube video producers, experts, and amateurs: Create a YouTube infomercial that spreads virally for the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ and the producer of the video with the most views and highest ratings will receive a cash prize! This $19.95 + s&h investment can end up paying you a huge dividend! Before you can be in the running to win, to qualify, your video must first receive over 1 million views. The official competitive count will start from there. This weeds out the non-committed. What are you waiting for? Can you get it to go viral? Go for it! You may just win $50, $10,000, 25,000, or even $50,000 or more. We will update you on the final amount once videos start getting close to the 1 million view starting line. Oh yeah, one last thing – obviously your INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ YouTube video must feature the original and authentic INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ product. AND, don't forget to email us the YouTube link.

TESTIMONIALS

 The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ already has paid for itself. I almost ordered the latest weight loss pills from an infomercial, but the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ stopped me dead in my tracks. Now, I have since changed my diet and I'm already starting to lose weight without those infomercial pills. Thanks Infomercial Sucker Design Team for your help. – Tim, NY.

I admit that I average purchasing around 2 infomercial products per month. Since I received the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ as a gift from a family member, I have not made a single purchase and have saved hundreds of dollars all because of the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™. – Janet, FL.

Your product is revolutionary and even saved my marriage. My wife of 5 years was fixin to leave me because I have been addicted to buying late night products from infomercials. I have spent and wasted over $6,000 this year alone. I was apprehensive to purchase the INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ when I first heard about it, but I did and it really works! I haven't made any late night purchases since and my relationship with my wife has improved as a result. – Carl, WV.
Actual Results May Vary

CONTACT US

  If your question was not answered in the FAQ, feel free to send us an email at: info@infomercialsucker.com.

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Please do all you can to help us spread the word about "The INFOMERCIAL SUCKER™ Movement" to boycott infomercial purchasing. We even included a share this link to make it simple for you. Thanks again!